Anarchy

Apparently being a member of the Society for Creative Anachronism makes me part of the largest private army in the world.

I can't exactly prove this story, as it rather fits the urban legend model, but apparently a few years back the FBI heard about this, but misread the name to be the Society for Creative Anarchism. Of course that got us investigated by an agent expecting to see a bunch of Anarchists. Luckily a little common sense quickly showed that we were of little risk of overthrowing the government. However knowing we were investigated by the FBI makes the article: Society for Creative Anachronism Seizes Control of Russia that much better.