Thursday, July 24, 2008

Fortune Cookies in Bed

There is a common joke involving fortune cookies that involves appending "between the sheets" or "in bed" to the end of the fortune, usually creating a sexual innuendo or other bizarre messages (e.g., "Every exit is an entrance to new experiences [in bed]").


That was always mildly amusing. I decided it was a bad idea though when tonight I got the fortune:

A great man never ignores the simplicity of a child.

In other news Chinese restaurants in this state don't mean the same thing as California restaurants when they say chow mein. They use crispy fried noodles, instead of soft noodles. Just to feel like I have cultural superiority I looked it up. The California way is the more authentic way.

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